Take A Different Path.

From Thomas Paine:

I do not choose to be a common man,
It is my right to be uncommon … if I can,
I seek opportunity … not security.
I do not wish to be a kept citizen.
Humbled and dulled by having the
State look after me.
I want to take the calculated risk;
To dream and to build.
To fail and to succeed.
I refuse to barter incentive for a dole;
I prefer the challenges of life
To the guaranteed existence;
The thrill of fulfillment
To the stale calm of Utopia.
I will not trade freedom for beneficence
Nor my dignity for a handout
I will never cower before any master
Nor bend to any threat.
It is my heritage to stand erect.
Proud and unafraid;
To think and act for myself,
To enjoy the benefit of my creations
And to face the world boldly and say:
This, with God’s help, I have done
All this is what it means
To be an Entrepreneur.

Page Rank Day…

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Woo hoo.   That’s some positive feedback.

But some people?  Got slapped around pretty hard.

Now I’ve churn out content.

I abandoned http://tendayteam.com and it became a PR4, so I guess I gotta do something with it.

Maybe courses to turbo charge your business in ten days?

The Folks at a la mode are the good guys.

From a fantastic email sent out from Dave Biggers, Chairmain… a la mode, inc.

Background:  I get a lot of prelegislation panic.  This happens all the time.  This, seems to be the real deal.

 

To:     All mortgage brokers
Re:    New regulation we need to stop
From: David Biggers, Chairman, a la mode, inc.

 

The two portions of the HVCC that most affect you are:

“The lender will not accept any appraisal report completed by an appraiser selected, retained, or compensated in any manner by… mortgage brokers…” and

“…any person… who is compensated on a commission basis upon the successful completion of a loan… shall be forbidden from… any communications with an appraiser”

Now…David talks about some of the issues:

  • The business relationships that you’ve spent years building with agents and appraisers are made worthless overnight
  • The entire regulation is biased toward the large institutions and against independent appraisers, mortgage brokers, and agents
  • If this becomes law, what part of your value-added role will come under attack next?
  • …By every means necessary, you need to contact the powers-that-be and tell them how opposed you are to the HVCC.

    That’s all normal stuff, and I hear it all the time.  What we don’t hear all the time is this:

    Why are we involved?  Any threat to you is a threat to me. Over 30,000 mortgage brokers use my company’s websites and tools.  And all told, over 100,000 agents, appraisers, and mortgage professionals use our products. 

    That is candor and honesty, and leadership.  The REAL reason is that he’s self interested.  And this is good.  Many brokers are good.  Most are bad.  (Yes, most).I don’t know what the odds are that we can stop this regulation; there is talk that it doesn’t apply to correspondent lenders, so most of the good shops will get one or more correspondent lines.   But it worse than the disease, a big wet kiss to the banking industry (like Check  21).   This too shall pass.

    However, I’m more optimistic than David.  This too, shall pass, and we will continue our roles and our excellence.   Don’t let this scare ya. Good people will survive whatever nonsense the bad people throw at us.

    The problem is that the industry brought this upon ourselves.   Really.  We all did, bit by bit because inquiries became a bidding war to see what value what appraiser could get for what house.  

    Now go conquer!

    Truila Voices | Reader Recap

    I had pretty much ignored Active Rain before this week, and I’ve been pretty much ignoring Inman and Truila as well.   I’ve subscribed to inman in my reader yesterday (I’d banished them to my D-List). 

    So my goals this week are:

    • Get $88 program 100% ready-to-launch.
    • Get 100 Days to a real business done.
    • Exerise 5 days.
    • Have a healthy baby girl on Thursday.

    So we’ll see what’s what.

    Oh, in-case-you don’t read all the stuff I read?

     

    Should Reads:

     

    Must Reads:

    • Freelance Switch.  Since I’m making it now, or attempting to…this is about leads for freelancers.
    • I just discovered Proquest.  The list is artifically long, but there are novel nuggets, and I just love the bootstrapping ethos, here.
    • Skellie is at it again: 10 bloggers share their best post ever.  Honor this effort.  As a mentor told me, the very fact that it’s out there makes it worthy of our attention.

    And more:

    I’ve got some really friggin’ cool guest post gigs.

    I’m also looking for talented writers.  We’re creating the NewMarketSurvivalBlog.  How do people in mainstreet businesses still matter? 

    I Know This Isn’t Tech Crunch, But

    This is a fascinating take on Yahoo’s options by Netscape Creator…Marc…

    Pretty Girls, Jamie Dimon, and More (Part II)

    I was being offered a job at Bank One.

    The base was $28,000 and it rose I think to $32,000 when I got my series 6 license.  It provided me with some security, and since my lifestyle was arranged around a cash need of under $1,000 a month, it also would pay me well, particularly because gas was $1 a gallon.   The downside was an unusual-for-Columbus 30 minute commute, but it wasn’t the end of the world.  The bank, from the outside, looked like a Jiffy Pop tin. 

    I could tell from the interview process that it was realistic to earn about 45,000 a year, and the possibility tapered off somewhere around $60,000 a year. A good looking tall manager was interviewing me, and his assistant was giving everything away. I had just decided my tour of writing (without selling what I was writing) and not growing up was to end.  $45,000 with awhat appeared to be low effort while at the bank was appealing to a 25 year old.  As close as I can tell, I didn’t undergo much scrutiny or a background check.

    So when I was given my offer, I started on a Tuesday at the Polaris building (most of the fiasco was going to happen at the Brooksedge Center on Schrock Road here in Westerville, but the damage started at Polaris).  I drove my 1992 Geo Prizm (a corolla with a crapy Chevy interior) over to training and orientation.  We sat through some paperwork which was earnestly, if not efficiently handled.  Lots of people paraded in to listlessly tell us about benefits of being a Bank One employee (here in Columbus we could get a gym membership, we could get some golfing discounts, and probably more that was rather unimportant.)

    Right after lunch, we were paraded into a room where we were sat to watch one of many videos.  This first video was radically different.  It was where I met Jamie Dimon, the then New CEO of Bank One.  He was on the video with seething earnestness.  You could tell he meant business, and he said, “Right now, Bank One, and even the new Job you just got is in some danger.  Right now, we are wasting money everywhere I look, with no benefit to the customers or our employees.  You are new to the company, like me, and I want you to help me find waste wherever you can.  This yellow paper is how you can get in touch with me.  I want you to protect this company and find waste, and I will personally ensure that there are no repercussions.  Any time you see waste, you have to cut it out, it doesn’t matter how small.” 

    To this day, and despite what was to come, I believe that Jamie Dimon was sincere.  After sitting through in processing at the (even then) huge company, I was enthusiastic.  Someone understood that there was corporate cancer.  Someone was with my up or out ethos.   This wasn’t going to be an Initech situation.  I was thrilled about being in an organization that was ready to change. 

    Mistake #1.

    Training started on Wednesday, and after some more routine paperwork and disclosures (sexual harassment, no discrimination, what hotline to call for what problem), we shuffled off into an auditorium for training.  There were a hundred of us bankers.  You know who we are?  We’re people sitting in cubicles that glom on to anyone in line trying to get a transaction.  We tried to churn your worthless cash into valuable commissions for ourselves and the bank branch.  The training was about 3 weeks, and then there was more training to get my Series 6 and Life And Health licenses.  All of this was on the bank’s dime, and I was drawing $2350 a month, and done by five pm. 

    So the hundreds of us bankers, about 80 if I recall, were shuffled into an auditorium for a presentation.  The after lunch portion–from 1-5pm was fantastic. The 80 of us, and four trainers spent the whole time shaking hands.  No kidding.  We spent the time practicing how to approach people (a little bit more quickly than they approach you), and when to extend your hand, how many pumps, and how to release. 

    My enthusiasm was dissapated, but I did have a useful exercise, so during a break, I asked the trainer (I think his name was actually Shawn, and he seemed like a good guy that had been poisoned by really crappy culture).  

    “Shawn, how often are these classes held,” 

    “Twice a quarter here, and then twice a quarter in 3 other locations.”

    “Do you teach them all?”

    “No, there are other trainers.”

    “Is this an average sized class?”

    “No, they average about 100 people or so.”

    “Really?  Wow.”

    So on my first day, at the end of the day, I took Jamie Dimon at his word.  I didn’t see the need for annonimity because, if Jamie Dimon had just told me that he’d personally, if necessary, keep any repercussions from happening, then, who would go over his head.

    I figured that the two trainers made about $61,000 a year, or $30 an hour. 

    I figured eveyone in there made $14.00 an hour, so when you add benes, that brings us to a cost to the bank of $17.50 an hour.

    I figured the real average was 88 people per class; I was told 100, but I wanted realistic figures.

    So…

    $17.50 per hour  * 4 hours  = 70 per person.   * 88 (average) people = $6,160.  Let’s add in the trainers wages of $120 per trainer * 2 = 240.  So we’re at $6400.

    Now, we do this 2 times a quarter, or 8 times a year.  This means that it’s $51,200.

    Now with 3 other locations that were teaching Handshake One-Oh-One…That meant that $204,800.

    That was the cash benefit.  The noncash benefits?

    • They would no longer be demoralizing smart people right out of the gate. 
    • People would not have an attitude of complacency from day one.
    • We could get to training more important and more specialized information.
    • We could get to know each other.
    • We would forever take training more seriously.

    I had done a nice document in about 15 minutes.  I emailed it to myself, revised it, and sent it home.  I was no longer feeling demoralized.  I was excited–for on my first day, I’d saved my company $204,800.  My future was secure–if I could save this much money on day one, at 25, what could I do with more experience?  They were certain to be grateful at every level that I’d pointed out their folly. I was proud of my idea, and of my work, so I signed my name to it.  I submitted it up to the fax hotline the next day. 

    Because of Jamie Dimon’s clarion call, there was a backlog on the wastebuster fax of about three weeks as his assistants   But I would send 4 other faxes in that time. 

    Chris Johnson is the Author of Loan Officer Survival Guide, a $13.50 e-book that will give you more deals than you can count. 

    Super Basic Tip:

    Every time you buy a product or service online…the second before you do, google the site name + affiliate, discount, promotions, and offers.

    Just got a very long trial of e-junkie because of this.

    And thanks to Cris for the heads up on e-junkie.

    Makes buttons like this one: $13.50 for volumes 1&2, and I finally offer instant downloads. I’m raising my price on Thursday to $15 per volume, $27 for the set. I’m also revising it in a big way. Buy Now

    Welcome To Active Rainers…

    That found me because Mike Mueller was being nice.   Have a poke around.   Check out the “best” up at the top nav bar to see what I’m abut, and subscribe for a little while to see if Im a flavor you dig.

    I’m abandoning my “Ten Day Team” blog, so what to do with a PR3 blog you no longer want?

    Jamie Dimon, Pretty Girls, And The Days Before

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    Part One Of 4.

    I married GenuineWife in 2002.  We’ve been married 6 years, then, and she’s been fantastic.  Since our baby #2 is due next Thursday, I figured I’d put my sharp stick away and look at the past a little bit.  She was 22. I was still 25, nearly 26.

    I was enjoying the normal post college vibe.  I didn’t want to be a flunkie for the World Bank so when I graduated from GW, I got a job selling ad space for a paper with a bootstrapping ethos.  That didn’t last, so I got a job training people with thick accents on a CodeBase built database.  That, too, didn’t last, so finally, I got a job waiting tables and doing free lance odd jobs for a couple of ad agencies.  That was cool, because I had enough to support myself, and I had ultra low expenses.  And, of course, gas was a buck a gallon, so nothing else really mattered. 

    And I met girls.  I paraded one or more annually through my parents living room, looking for that magic moment when I knew that this one would be the one that stuck.  I had a series of stupid relationships with girls of varying character, beauty and quality.  I never really saw myself as a good fit with any of them.  Either they couldn’t dig my easy Christian metaphysics, or they dug them TOO much and I was gonna be prodded into attending an Abortion March.   A couple meandered into my orbit via facebook, bringing reality to Paul Simon’s promise of gathering all the girls I knew when I was single.  And he’s right about imagination, that’s for sure.  

    It was the girls that didn’t dig me because I was ‘just a waiter,’ that made me take some action.   There was one girl that I didn’t like all that well that rejected a relationship with me BECAUSE I was a waiter.  “Can’t see this going anywhere…”  Nevermind that I took a title shot with my novel “Searching for Bedford Falls,” and nevermind that I’ll do it again when I get the chance, and nevermind that I’ll get the title.  Being a 24 year old waiter/writer/wanabe that’s content to have no responsibilities scares off some chicks.  And I got that.  Chicks only dig the roller coasters at cedar point.

    I was incensed by the rejection!  Who was the woman to reject ME?   I wasn’t going to date her, not for long anyway.  It was the subtle comments that I picked up on that clued me in.  She wasn’t worth changing for.   After we stopped dating, she had the misfortune to sit down next to me at a party, and suggest that I ‘leave room for Jesus.’   I said something like, “Don’t flatter yourself, you living lovehandle, you sat next to me.”  Real charming.  Then I called her a tub of guts, and some other things.  She was barely overweight, but had a complex about it.  You can just tell with some girls.

    I was dating, off and on, a 20 year old student.  She wasn’t for me and I wasn’t for her, but she was fun to pass the time with and have beer and pizza and drive around 270 burning $1.00 gas. She’d come over a lot, and we’d walk around Otterbein’s campus.  She put no burdens on me, but in when my 25th birthday came around, I had no desire to have her meet my parents who had come into town.  I planned it, and made up some lie as to why it wouldn’t work.  She saw through the excuse, and my 20 year old wandered off to someone that was more ready.

    The next girl that rejected me, it was because of the fact that I had arranged my life in order to see if I could hack it as a writer.  I never properly found out because I gave it 7 months.  She didn’t dig the fact that I was an a tiny apartment, and was waiting tables for money.  She didn’t know that I had untaxed money around $700 a week.  I don’t know if I wanted her or not, but she was the caliber of women that I wanted to date.  I don’t know NOW if she rejected me because I was aloof, or because I had been waiting tables.  I figured at that point it was time to get a real job.  Most of the time men are motivated by one thing, and if I had something that kept me from attracting the caliber of women I wanted, then, well, I’d have to fix it.

    That’s when I started job hunting, and it didn’t take long for me to find the job at Bank One, where it took about 80 days to cement the fact that there are differences between me and a corporation.

    More to come probably next week. 

    OH, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:

    Always Back Up: http://www.escapefromcubiclenation.com/get_a_life_blog/2008/04/the-biggest-los.html  Pam is right.

    We’re not nearly through the worst of it.  Morgan Brown again on the Credit mess and stated income.

    How To Save $$: A Guide For Freelancers.

     

    This video?  Not safe for work.  Total mid 20′s vibe though.

    Survival Cast #1 = Up…

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    …and there’s much more coming.  I can’t wait.

    3 Things That Aren’t Quite Posts:

    About Jackson:   Love the kid.  He’s intense, but I love him.   And I’m learning that the more time I carve out for him, the better he likes me.  We live in a low media house; H and I are on the Internet a ton, but we don’t spend more than an hour a week staring at the tube.

    And I spent a lot of time with Jack, but not enough time hanging out with him, doing what he wants, and focusing on him.   The point?  If you’re a dad, spend one on one time with your kids.  Just letting ‘em be kids.  It’ll enrich you, bring you close together.   Big changes are possible in two weeks.  Jack absolutely, positively is happier when I hang out and deliberately carve 20-30 minutes a day for him.

    And let’s seriously think about this: Does he need an Ipod? No.  Toys?  Barely.  But he needs attention.  I swear that I’ll never molify him with videos or toys.  He needs attention, and friendship and love.  SRSLY folks.

    About BHBCouldn’t be more stoked to be up there.  Thanks to a glowing post by BB about my book that’s STILL just $13.50. But seriously?   My bootstrapping ethos is gonna fit in just fine.  Market yourself, serve your clients, do things with purpose and not as an echo of a broken industry.   Good message. 

    About SalesTwit: Big post for bill rice coming up in a little bit.  Holy crap. It’s cool.  It’s novel.  And if it throws some todos and someday/maybes in my twitter feed?  Crap.  Go get to Bill Rice and get him to get you an invite.  I can’t wait to see who it connects me with this week.   Putting people in your twitterfeed to remind you to ‘go ahead and give ‘em a call.”

    I’ve fallen off of the GTD Wagon.  I’ve got about 8 books almost finished, but the D part of the GTD stuff is vexing me.  GTAD is where I’ve been. (A= almost)

    So with that said, I might check in on Mark Anderrsen’s Simplified GTD.   I like having a schedule though.  It rocks.

    And also, my weight loss has taken a turn for the better.  I’m back on the wagon and weeks away from unveiling a thinner, happier picture of me.  And it might even be in color, who knows.  I’ve gotta get seriously fit to win the game I’m entering. 

    Finally…survivalcast starts Monday.  3-5 minutes of kicking ass every morning.  Get the economic indicators + some fuel for your mind. 

    Proofing Volume III of NMSG…so that comes out shortly.

    and doing a stand alone “Scripts for calling Real Estate Agents.”

    Need to do a weekly review and turn up the heat on churning stuff out.  Google Notebook rocks, but I wish wish wish you could hit ALT-N from anywhere.

    Also, I picked up scads of new readers.  Say hi in the comments.

    Money is Easy–And Not All That Impressive.

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    sharp stick Note: Sharp Stick Fridays is an every Friday Feature where I tear apart the conventional, sleepy wisdom of the RE.NET.   We are taking the behaviors of Realtors/Lenders to their logical end product. A chance, maybe to channel my inner Housing Panic.

    We Know What You Take, But What Are You Here To Give?

    So many real estate agents, mortgage brokers,  and hangers on came into this business around 2001, and made a fortune.   Was a 6 year run that people were able to drive German Automobiles, eat fine wine, and make every dime they wanted to.

    But there was no gratitude.  The assumption was never that this was a novel time that was not to be repeated.   There was nothing more than a sense of entitlement throughout the industry.  Realtors said, “My buyers lied to me, and had me show 23 houses and wound up buying with someone else.”

    Mortgage people said, “What, the Realtor* is getting paid 3% and he had a problem with me making two upfront points.”  (And probably 3 out the back, but that’s neither here nor there)

    Blown Mortgage, the #1 Source of Mortgage News and CommentThe industry brought compensation far beyond the level of skill that the practitioners were forced to exhibit.   So, all sense of proportion was lost.  The famous quote about George Bush was that he was ‘born on third base, but thought he hit a triple.’   They thought they had earned ‘every penny,’ of the largesse that the industry brought to anyone on the coasts that was practicing Real Estate at the Right time.

    Let’s list a ton of houses, let’s be hard to reach, and pretend that this success is sooooooooooooo stressful.   Let’s treat our clients like numbers, and let’s pretend we’re more important than we are!   Comeuppance is always a bitch.

    Realtors, were, by and large terrible at their jobs, provided self centered advice (Oh, sure, buy that slab PUD for 600k, it’s a GREAT find, what bubble, I need my $18k)

    Mortgage Brokers, by and large, were committing INDUSTRY SANCTIONED fraud.   Let’s make sure that we acknowledge this.  It wasn’t a few bad actors.   It’s everyone.   I don’t know a single realtor who didn’t have a deep knowledge of “stated W2″ suicide loans.   And even though Option Arms were never really popular here in Ohio, they still existed.  The fraud was not even considered fraud.   It was something else, business as usual, the way deals get done, whatever.   Stated loan abuses were the worst–I heard a phone conversation from a reasonably honest loan officer in 2006…”Well, the question isn’t what you made last year, it’s what you intend to make this year…” Under that standard, then I qualify for Buckingham Palace.

    Mediocrity, pompousity,grandiosity, and probably obtusity had been the rage. I myself was guilty.   You get real confused when you’re making money and think that’s a reflection of the vitality of your soul.  It’s easy to do.   Look at PacMan Jones.

    Also consider: It’s not that novel or difficult to score $250,000 a year.  Really.  But if you’re an incessant shill, who is alone on the weekends, what the hell does it really matter how much money you’ve earned?   The money part doesn’t make any of us special.

    So now that the jig is up, the news is out, and they’ve finally found you, how do you move on?

    First, Last and Always, The Client’s Best Interests

    You might have been a lead monkey in the past.  Hell, you might have been the guy that caused this mess.

    The deal is that you’re probably not getting prosecuted.  You’ll probably be allowed to keep your business, your license, if not your house.  And if you learned the right lessons (the wrong lessons being the Moral Hazard), you can use this to make some money.

    Get out of fantasyland.  The days of overcompensation may return, but not for a while.  And in the mean time, there are people that need us more than ever.  A good practitioner that gets in the habit of being a Fiduciary, will not have any shortage of deals or clients.  Sometimes the best move for the client is no move.  And you can’t fake honesty, people have B.S. detectors.  If you lie as a habit, people will figure it out, find out and resist your every move.  So don’t lie.

    Our industry bred an army of middle aged obtuse boomers with a serious entitlement attitude.   So be grateful.  Don’t have your neurons fire ad infinitum on what things you “deserve” because, seriously, how much of yourself was used to help people?  How many times have you treated citizens as things to close instead of people?   Sew something great, and give of yourself, and you’ll reap spectacular rewards.

    Your checkbook balance isn’t the sum total of your life.

    Monday the podcast starts…

    And then we’re doing a conference call in just a few days.

    Go sell something.  And be humble and grateful for the opportunity.

    OH–In Case you don’t see the stuff I see:

    Jeff has impeccable taste in music.  So much so that I don’t rely on myself to find any music anymore, I just snag what he likes.  My new-favorite-band is the Hold Steady.  They are unlikely to make it huge.   My second favorite is Dan Bern.  Sometimes Dan is my favorite.  Probably most of the time.  But anyway, Chips Ahoy! is a great tune.   Maybe Eric will dig this one, although Certain Songs is more summery.

    Lenderama, Cicerone, Blown Mortgage, Bloodhound, And What Else?

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    imageGreg Swann Called me a prolific weblogger today when he introduced me on BHB.  (Why is it that I always want to add an extra “G” at the end of Greg’s name to make him Gregg Swann).   Mayb

    I’ll be posting on BHB about 4-6 times a month.

    Add that to the 4-6 times a month I post on Lenderama.

    Oh, and the 4-6 times a month I’m posting on the Cicerone

    …and then this blog…where I post my rough cut ideas, the things I almost think.  I’ve averaged 5.8 posts a WEEK here.

    …and then?  I’m committed to 5 guest posts each month to promote my efforts.

    So I’m starting two more things:

    newmarketsurvivalguide.com  Debut: may 1st.  I might want you to write.  You must:  Be new to blogging, have something that helps ultra small businesses, and have no more than one multi author blog that you write for.

    and

    survivalcast.newmarketsurvivalguide.com  – Starts Monday.  180 seconds of what the market is doing, and how you can survive today, and be ready to win when the next boom comes around.

    That means that my ‘assignments,’ each month are going to be something like 35+.  Minimum.  Looks like some fun, baby.

    I’m also selling my ebook, and it’s going spectacularly.  I was flattered today when the illustrious Brian Brady said that my book was “genuine gold for originators.”  I happened to get a chance to speak to him on the phone.   He told me I needed to change the name to “Loan officer THRIVAL guide.”   Made my day!  He said for $15 bucks, how can you not?   Well, Brian, for another two weeks, Volums 1 and 2 are $13.50.  Then it’ll be way more.

    So if you’re on the fence? 

    Go get ‘em.

    Oh: The links disappeared from the side.  They’ll be back on a new page soon, with more links.

    And in case you don’t read what I read:

    Duct Tape Marketing Blog:  Talks My Language Regarding Shop Owners.

    Absolute MUST read by Skellie: 10 Bloggers share their best ever posts.

    More tomorrow, as I poke a sharp stick in someone’s eye on “sharp stick fridays,”