About

I’m Chris Johnson.  I’m here to help, but I’m not always as helpful as I think I am or want to be. Even so, you should subscribe to my blog.

I don’t have comments on.  I never intend to.  (Why?)

You can contact the heck out of me, and probably will.

I consult for the odd startup.  I do things like build landing pages, set up analytics, run A/B tests, make tutorial videos & create content strategies.  I have references and testimonials from people all over the planet.  This one is one of my favorites.

You probably can’t discourage me, so don’t try. It’ll annoy me and waste your time.  I am happy to talk to anyone, I ignore the haters.

I make software demo movies at Simplifilm.  We’re the world’s best demo video company.

I love books, CRM systems, explaining things. I love the pitch and the close. I love my kids.  I believe in grace and peace.

I’m a tough-minded optimist, I see people are petty and surly, but I love them anyway.  Life is about the work we do.  I’m not afraid of much.  The IRS gave me their best shot, and I’m still here.

Some of the better posts:

Some Guest Posts:
You’ll get the gist when you read that.

Books You Should Read:

  • The Meditations: Marcus Aurelius
  • My Bondage and My Freedom: Frederick Douglass
  • The ClueTrain Manifesto
  • Made To Stick – Chip and Dan Heath
  • Mozart’s Brain and the Fighter Pilot